June 2011
1 post
Baby Steps
I’m growing up a little. I’ve finally made it all night through a party without blacking out or throwing up. Yes, I know that nursing Mike’s Hard Lemonades isn’t exactly manly, but it’s not my fault that most beers smell (and probably taste) like formaldehyde. Even so, if I plug my nose, I can down almost anything you pour in my pong cup. Just keep that Guinness a...
May 2011
7 posts
A bug in the rug.
I’m in a social media lull right now. My sister got beat up last night, so I’m not feeling much else besides distilled rage toward the lowlife, cunty slut who decided it’d be fun to mangle poor Layla’s face.
It pains me to hear my sister’s muffled cries in the bathroom as she’s combing out a good chunk of her hair. She’s graduating from college Saturday....
3 Words: 3 Songs
Each of my ‘3 words’ posts was extracted from my iPod. It was completely coincidental that some of my most cherished favorites have titles of only 3 words (well, the movement titles anyway).
• Poulenc: Sonata for 2 Clarinets: II. Andante: Très Lent http://bit.ly/li3wIr
• Vaughan Williams: String Quartet No. 2 in A minor. IV. Epilogue: Andante Sostenuto http://bit.ly/kox7yj
•...
3 Words
I’m done now.
3 Words
Andante: Très Lent
3 Words
Salvation is Created
3 Words
Epilogue: Andante Sostenuto
April 2011
15 posts
aldricnewberry asked: You were convicted of a crime you WERE guilty of and served 18 months in prison. You've just been let out & in your return items are a pair of tickets to a reunion concert of several 70s rockstars, among them Ace Frehley. What do you do with them?
I wanna be a kid.
I’m so glad that my semester is almost over. I can’t be totally happy though, for I still have yet to pay the college my tuition and fees. I need a loan, which needs a decent job to pay back, which in turn will introduce new expenses into my life.
I wanna be a kid again! Kids don’t have to worry about anything except getting allowance and candy and stuff.
Totally cynical, by...
aldricnewberry asked: You receive in the mail an invitation to attend a local charity event hosted by Jet Li & Carol Burnett. They need you to bring in a popular auction item. What would you choose?
aldricnewberry asked: Why aren't there fortunes in Hersey's Chocolate Kisses?
aldricnewberry asked: As you exit your favorite retail outlet and begin to unlock your car door to put in your purchases, you notice a package of your favorite candy on the ground, with just a small opening in the top. It appears to be full. You haven't eaten all day and you're starved. You've got room for it in your bag. Do you take it?
aldricnewberry asked: A simple visit to the dentist to get your teeth cleaned, and the good doctor's hand slips, chipping away a sizable portion of one of your front teeth. How do you handle the situation?
aldricnewberry asked: What would you do if you found a can of Nitrous Oxide and had no limitations?
Oh darn...
I missed Caturday again. By the time I finally get around to it, my cats will have been long gone.
Also, my professor has been jokingly calling us students “cynics” lately. The problem is, I’ve been feeling much more like a true one lately. It’s not a big deal really; I’m probably just letting the ever-present stagnant feeling get to me more than usual.
Every...
Time for a change
My favorite Twitter app is being mean to me, so I’m using this as an excuse to change up my usernames in a lot of places. I’m absolutely unoriginal, so I’m simply shortening it to Scibbity.
Goodbye Pitten, I’ll miss you, even though you were already gone long before I first opened my Twitter account back in June 09. ScibbityPitten was a kitten from a cat of ours named...
3 tags
1 AM
Do you know what sounds absolutely perfect right now?
An Extra-Large Triple-Triple coffee from Tim Horton’s.
It has to be from a Canadian shop; their hand-crafting of beverages tastes much better than the measured pump and press method that the American franchises employ.
Of course I take notice of differences such as these; would you expect any less of me? America has socialized me to...
The wringing of the sponge
I feel like the leftover sponge after a sinkload of dishes; allow me to wring myself out for you.
I’ve been uninvolved from Tumblr for so long, it is apparent that I’ve forgotten how to reply to messages privately.
Forgive my folly; I am inebriated by the sound and smell of rain. I’m so glad that it isn’t snow that is precipitating. We have finally been able to plant our...
I realize that Tumblr is a wonderful pool of human expression and emotion. I’m just not old enough to swim at the deep end yet.
March 2011
6 posts
Computer Problems?
Fret not. Somewhere out there, some venerable dinosaur is booting up their Windows 95 behemoth to surf the web via AOL on a dial-up connection.
Pixi
I have to stop shopping online at 2am. In transit is a brand new Palm Pixi Plus for Verizon that I saw on a deal site for fifty bucks.
Pros:
50 bucks(come on!); a smartphone; compatible with my $30 monthly plan on the VZW-MVNO Page Plus.
Cons:
Named Pixi.
Somehow, I think the con is larger than all of the pros put together. Imagine a guy saying such a name put loud. The Pre is pretty...
"If it's sharp, pull it out. If it's flat, push it...
~ A musician’s best friend. When in doubt…pull out. The same goes for a lot of things, like things in your eyeballs, or various preventative measures. For example, I definitely should’ve pulled out last night(Intonation issues, you sicko!).
~ The worst enemy of a needle or knife. It never hurts to sharpen, ya know. Well, in certain contexts of course.
Truthful Tuesday
I have absolutely no business being in a Sociology of Family and Marriage class. All it does is magnify my inadequacies and loneliness.
I just stared into one of those swirly light bulbs for about 5 minutes, and I have no idea why.
Remember those lanyards and bracelets that you were forced to make at summer camp? I still know how to make them all.
“Once Upon a Mattress” is a...
February 2011
11 posts
Sorry
Sorry for my absence. I just find that life has thrown little at me that I find interesting enough to share with you.
I could tell you about today in class, where “treated” looked like “tastes,” and how I found “Gonorrhea: tastes like Syphilis” on the board to be extremely funny.
I could, but what relevance would such a snippet offer? What meaningful insight...
Nipples
Seriously, the concept of nipples have been stuck in my head since last night? What’s wrong with me?
Related, no GOPYW from me, for my glass cutters are seriously all that you’d see. It’s painful. Is taping a remedy, or should I have shut my mouth and asked Yahoo Answers about 5 sentences ago?
Truthful Tuesday
I’ve never ever had Girl Scout cookies before in my life. Am I missing something, or do Walmart cookies suffice?
False Alarm
Me-Time interrupted. Emergency in the kitchen. There’s a 4-pound package of ground beef in the fridge that expires today. Of course nobody in the house knows what to do about it besides ask Scibbity what to do.
Damn, I guess I have to cook for them. We have guests that don’t like beans, so I can’t take the easy route out with a big pot of chili. Meatloaf can’t be done...
Cracker Head
I’ve been yelling profanities(not expletives; I’m not that devious yet) at bad drivers today, and I just tried to spell ‘use’ as ‘youse.’
It’s days like these where I wish to find out, firsthand, the cracking point of a fancy-pants drinking glass. Anybody care to join me? I have a cupboard full of test subjects.
TumblrBot
He swoons <3, Yay!s, OMGs, or Love!s when some of you follow, but for the rest, he’s all Finally, or Whatever.
I have a feeling that he doesn’t like some of you. I hope I get put on that list of his too, for that’s not nice, TumblrBot! insert angry sad face
O gran Poltron!
No YOU’RE sitting at McDonald’s, eating a free oatmeal, and avoiding the drive home as long as possible.
What? I’m angry; I missed a deadline by 5 minutes due to class getting out a few minutes late.
I wonder how long one can sit in the dining room before the manager kicks me out.
But enough about me, how are you doing today?
January 2011
39 posts
Clumsy
Leave it to me misread ‘Unit 1’ as ‘Chapter 1.’ What was once an easy 20-page chapter has turned into three, weighing in at 120 pages(plus assignment), due tonight by 11:55pm.
I seriously need some more free time. Or I need to stop spending the free time I have on Twitter. Plus, I’m triple-reading my assignments from now on. Good day, fine folk. I’m off to...
Moto Perpetuo
Forgive my lack of interaction; I’ve not the time to properly say much, besides that I’m always in motion, be it physically or mentally. Hopefully tomorrow proves to be a better day.
Paranoia
Towel Tumblr! The easiest time of day to boot up my computer and log onto Tumblr is immediately after a shower, for for my family is least likely to bother me then. As such, I’m often in naught but a towel, or in various states of undress/half-dress.
As such, I have gotten into the habit of covering up the webcam on my laptop with a cloth. I wouldn’t want you or a goverment agency to...
Secret Tumblr Message
(I’ve never done one before, but I’m going to wing it.)
I miss you too! Sorry for my sporadic attendance on Tumblr. Now that I’m enrolled in college, though, I’ll have a good excuse to be on a computer more often. I enjoy the companionship on here, it’s just that I have trouble creating qualitative, meaningful posts. But you already knew that. :)
mskristilee:
I would love to be rear-ended by a Sara Lee delivery truck. #PayUpBitch #ILoveBreadProducts
Junk
Don’t you hate it when you have a song stuck in your head, yet only know like two or three words, so the singer mumbles and makes random noises instead?
I do. Stupid ‘The Land Before Time’ and their silly little beautiful valley song. I have no clue as to how it came to fruition in my head either, for I’ve been troubleshooting a printer for the past 90 minutes. Anyhow, I...
Truthful Tuesday
I finally go back to college today.
It isn’t my desired major, and I merely commute, but hey, at least I’m making progress, right?
Time to scrape the bottom of the barrel and find a job now. I need to pay for my academic endeavor somehow.